Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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