i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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