i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
