we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
be right there i have to get my cape
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
