He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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