you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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