It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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