Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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