She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
