summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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