We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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