wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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