Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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