When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I need a beard to bite.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
