My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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