First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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