On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
COCAINE IS GR8
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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