did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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