why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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