Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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