one might say we're banned from that church
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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