i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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