Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
there was a trapeze. enough said
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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