i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
His nipple licking is glorious
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