Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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