Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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