My balls are so social today.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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