u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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