it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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