So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude i'm inner monologue high
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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