oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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