Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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