garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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