we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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