After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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