when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
