We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we have officially lost it.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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