: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
third nipple confirmed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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