I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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