Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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