watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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