Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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