we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
please come you make the beer taste better
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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