you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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