I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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