I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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