**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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