he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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