i would punch a child for taco bell
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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