I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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