Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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