Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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