I forgot how hot balto sounded
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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