I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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