I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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