I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
are you so shy because you have an std?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Houston, we have a squirter
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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